a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton
*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*
my favorite thing about fashion is that you can find the ugliest or blandest or most commonly seen piece of clothing in a department store, but so long as its by a certain designer, it could cost as much as rent
GOOD THING THIS IS ON SALE, NOW I CAN REALLY AFFORD THIS
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.